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Chick was once an announcer for an NFL team?

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it’s bob and tom tonight starring chick mcgee christy lee josh arnold ace cosby pat godwin willie griswold and tom griswold it’s national hot dog day attack of the wiener man well you got hot dog news but we got surveys that are going to make you mad hot dogs come on in take off your skin rattle around in your bones it’s the bob and tom show is it some kind of nude slogan come on in take off your screen what yeah it’s some kind of nudity yes hello mrs johnson please remove your clothes hi it’s the bob and tom show we’re live you’re in a mood aren’t you hang your head on this hang your head or your hat hey chris payback godwin hi chick mcgee this is just me i apologize before but every time i see a guy in a short sleeve shirt and they’re not by a beach it’s a baptist minister going to the grocery store that’s all i think it’s summer chick man that looks great pat it’s a good shirt yeah oh the check uh good summary shirt yeah got your gun it’s a gun show yeah fresh off the floor all right yeah accountant on vacation you look nice don’t listen coming from the guy with the pink hat what’s wrong with the pink ad that’s right it’s uh just proving that overt masculinity triumphs all oh god hi josh how are you hi jake i’m fine how are you good i’m i’m i’m well hello ace hello g what is that uh oh that’s the uh is that the las vegas uh what’s the t-shirt you’re wearing you totally had a name the stadium before it had a name what’s it called now uh allegiant what is it allegiant the agent okay hey willie hey chick oh you got that uh usher thing again hi tom joshua’s a short sleeve shirt you don’t make fun of him yeah but it’s a black one that’s oh that’s the difference i didn’t make fun i just said it’s me pat looks very summery very let’s uh let’s go outside great man looks like you should be in front of a grill yeah we’re not allowed to do that at our apartment complex but that would be come over to my place i’ll be right over today all right you can’t barbecue but you’re not on our porches now gee i wonder who caused that problem jimmy jimmy the charcoal in the grill jimmy it’s probably because someone in one of the upper floors on one of those little tiny balconies yeah said i’m on fire i’ve never gotten i’ve never understood that the balcony why people want to have a balcony that you couldn’t even put a bed on they’re so small a bed well you just need a chair because you can sit outside at the table and you’re about a yard i’ve got a palm tree out there what are you living in little italy in the 60s what do you mean yeah yeah it’s about 50 yards jesus have you ever seen those pictures from that time like in the 40s and 50s where they’ve kept babies in cages out on the uh out on the fire escape have you seen this yeah how about a yard let the kids get fresh air but they do when you see panhandlers do you roll your window down and go hey wouldn’t you be wouldn’t you feel better in a home you do a lot of yelling at people out of your car hey get window job i bet you do okay nice haircut know what a shower is get a yard it’s a construction worker christy’s got her purple suit on over there and she’s and yet she’s in the purple sweater it’s a purple shirt it’s just kind of see-through it’s see-through yes what’s wrong i have another shirt on i’m horny oh you’ve got a muff yeah i do well she has that every day oh there you go oh you mean well a hand warmer right the is that what you call that josh a muff yeah yeah i’ve never i thought the muff was a uh portable thing it didn’t it wasn’t a part of a shirt it wasn’t i think it was isn’t the muff like the chinese finger thing except you know we could keep going and i got a feeling we’re going to end up in nantucket no those are on a hoodie those are pockets they’re not muffs a muff is an independent sleeve that you put your hands in right like i said it’s like the chinese like the chinese handcuffs right oh so it doesn’t count when it’s on the hoodie no it’s a pocket i think you think there’s got to be a name for that all right yeah i mean we can talk about a moth it’s like a couch we could research this but it’s so boring that we’re not going to tell what’s the name of the plastic tip of a shoelace you know this one oh god we were talking about this it starts with an a and it’s three cylinders uh oh something like it’s an ambulatory ambulance something like that apple it does that thing on your shoulders on the shoulder still your gloves the primarily you see those on eisenhower uh ejaculate those short it’s an eisenhower jacket a regular jacket but these are shorts by the way we know that we have huge ejaculate news today really yes it’s is in big news or a wet news and quantity and quality we have a a very interesting story about uh semen yeah any mention of distance no uh primarily of motility which i believe is the um so while they’re doing swimming abilities yeah why they’re doing their job this is just in time for the olympic games yeah we’ve got the uh don scholander of seaman it’s don schollander it’s not scholander did you know him i just thought i would reference an obscure swimmer rather than barely know who you’re talking about we’ve been talking about uh hot dog national hot dog day and uh do you want to fill me in a recent survey found more than half of americans think hot dog is a sandwich no hot dog’s a hot dog the survey conducted on behalf of organic meat brand applegate oh my fails i buy them i’m a loyal apple guys they also found 62 percent of respondents preferred ketchup over mustard as their condiment of choice that’s correct what not eastwood which is the isn’t it what’s the movie where clint eastwood says uh oh he’s eating i know he’s eating a hot dog yeah and he’s shooting people he’s just something so is he’s got his mouth full of hot dogs yeah and i’ll find it there’s a there’s no the house and all the fuss i don’t know if i’ve shot six times or seven oh hungry harry hot dog conversation all right we’re just starting now we missed nothing um yeah uh al we were discussing apparently it’s yesterday was national hot dog day yes it was and now there’s a i’ll have to dig it up there’s a clint eastwood hot dog line but this this survey says that more people prefer ketchup on a hot dog than a mustard and i totally agree with that that’s correct but not by much 62 62 27 chose mustard so it’s a big i don’t know what the rest of them that’s where ketchup shines is on hot dogs and fries but that’s you know you know i think that mustard it’s it’s definitely not ketchup but it’s definitely the pepsi of the really uh condiment world i think that’s totally fair yeah you need the mustard in there pepsi is a very respectable huge company too it’s just not ketchup yeah right now this was interesting to me no matter what you like 57 percent of respondents said they put condiments on the bun before putting the hot dog on oh wow the majority that’s wrong i can’t believe that then the bread soaks it up no you put it on top of the hot dog unless you eat your cheese you put cheese there and then you just kind of melt the cheese and now what you do is you split the hot dog down the middle and you put the cheese in there and the hot dog melts it oh that’s a good idea you ever seen one of those spiral hot dogs all cut up and so you get the condiments right in there no yeah no al would you call it a hot dog sandwich who says that yeah that’s here’s my thoughts with that i’m like it’s still a hot dog if you take it out of the bun or not you could take you could make a hot dog in the microwave with no bun and eat it and tell somebody you made a hot you had a hot dog you wouldn’t just have some ham and eat it just on a plate and then say i had a ham sandwich you’re right the man’s a genius um all right well um i’m still trying to find uh what clint eastwood said about hot dogs but uh an interesting survey certainly i would never have thought that more people put ketchup on hot dogs than mustard really i like japan mustard i don’t like them both that’s disgusting i just like ketchup well you don’t like mustard i would i would make the argument christy that a hot dog is the only food that tastes radically different on the grill it’s almost a d it’s such a different taste and such a better taste that i hold out for barbecues because i don’t want to disrespect the hot dog by boiling it like some sad witch i might be able to blow your mind here al use your air fryer it’s just like a grill almost it’s amazing hot dog in an airport in an air fryer when you grill it you’re outside you’re having fun you’re hot you’re hot yeah get stung by bees you got to go out there and start the grill the air fryer’s done in five minutes you got you out there trying to get lava lock broccoli charcoal i love starting the grill that that sound that sure i worked with a woman who uh she was in a cubicle next to me she would eat every day hot dogs raw out of the package oh no she would bring in and i’m not kidding she had six hot dogs a day are you kidding me you should have citizens arrested her right then we were all real bummed out what’d she weigh oh man she weigh she weighed what you think she weighed she still i don’t know if she’s still with us or not i bet she’s preserved she’s mostly nitrogen christie i’d argue if i could i think that uh did she have yeah does she have unexplained headaches about 3 30. she had that weird anus breath from eating too many hot dogs tom i have to add because it sounds like uh you i might have some allies in there i rarely bring this up but am i the only person who thinks that outside sucks it depends it’s got to be really something special yeah it’s just it always it’s like like when you go you know i’m going to date uh i’m going to date the woman that works next to me like yes in theory that sounds awesome then you start and then you’re like oh no first of all outside it’s always too hot there’s bugs everywhere you go to get refills on anything there’s more bugs than there are people there’s like you’re constantly shooting flies you can’t hear the music somebody brings a terrible speaker and now somebody’s got control the music i’m sorry man we’re going to shut the show down right now oh that is so exciting ladies and gentlemen please i recently learned my uh fiance had dated a professional clown before is that right yeah i had some pretty big shoes he was so close i recently learned my fiance dated a professional clown before she yes wow really yeah i had some pretty big shoes to fill yeah all right pretty big shoes to feel that’s a nice job and that’s nice second go-round thank you very much uh okay well we got a lot to get to here um including by request for chick mcgee go daddy as we uh celebrate the summer hit me it is indeed uh chad and jeremy i love this song and uh i’d forgotten about this one here it is chick now this is the serial killer making america let’s get to the actual vocals i’ve kind of forgotten how this goes what you see is a guy in a basement sewing a vest out of his mother’s skin oh what’s wrong with you mommy didn’t love you i see a couple sitting in a nice field and she’s wearing a white dress with daisies in her hair i signed this song from my school singing what i sang the song from my school solo or did you have a jeremy it was a duo it was yes nick my one my best friend nick and i we did morning announcements you and your best friend would sing together at your school we did morning announcements so hey the volleyball team’s gonna be playing so it would go over the whole school or whatever during the morning and uh uh we said hey we’re going on summer break we’d like to do you remember it sing you a little song we pretty good were you pretty good at doing the announcements yeah we were all right maybe we always maybe should do the announcements here because none of us can get through we got in trouble at least once a week because we would sneak in jokes so we always we always had to go to the vice principal’s office and get fellas and by the way this is for some reason why is it always the vice principle that does the this is amazing and it’s not the first one to notice this certainly i get it but yeah he was a good guy always the vice principal yeah he was always we were everybody was more way more referred to the vice principal than the principal i was the pa announcer for the basketball games when i was uh my senior year and you took it seriously uh mostly until they uh almost fired me because i announced that we had an after-school poker club and if anybody would like to join uh good job it was over dave knows i’m serious i was over at dave’s house and uh you uh call me or bill or dave and we’ll uh we’ll let maybe we’ll let you in there the second half we’ll start in a minute i had to do the announcements for uh willie’s football games you wouldn’t have to you begged i bet i have a midwestern broadcast voice i’ve gone through this recently being at a football game like that and listening to the pa just the seething go online i could do better than this in my sleep get that guy out of here i’ll have you know the headmaster asked me if i would do it it was really hard because you had to get the names right especially if the opposing team well sure sure because if you didn’t they’d come around the other side of the field and climb up the yeah to the booth and start screaming at you he’s loving tom hey bob and tomorrow tom ace has something yes now don’t forget chick uh the pa for an nfl team at one point yeah yeah and that’s a funny story i guess because i was asked to replace him first of all now we get an answer to the animosity first of all it was the worst nfl season of my life because you had to be there at 11 games started at one and then you hung out for an after after game meeting so i didn’t see any other game on sunday except this turd of a contest that’s why i didn’t take it because no one missed my raider game and then uh i could remember that i remember what happened they offered you do you want to tell everybody what you did oh i just cleared my throat when they did the they did the kiss cam back then and uh they were this couple kissing but i don’t it wasn’t called the kiss cam kissing and you went on the on the phone and they didn’t they didn’t fire me right away but after that every week my parking place got farther and farther on the dome yeah and i was so glad you’re here so that’s how it’s done i hate that job wow hey josh tomorrow you’re parked by that far tree yeah that’s fine why do you why not okay i was good at morning and night we yeah we had fun we had a song that would start off every morning announcements did you sing good morning rockwood summit it’s such a beautiful day good morning rockwood summit and then we would we would have a new line every day that rhymed with day i’ll give you a give me an example so say let’s say we were the rockwood summit high school how would it go for oh so good morning rockwood summit it’s such a beautiful day good morning rockwood summit horses like to eat hay that kind of thing yeah if i’m 17 years old and i have to do a song every morning and it rhymes with day i’m getting in trouble on day three oh yes no no no my body marcus whoop i i will we would vouch for him he’s out in the car and i rolled the window down and you know what yesterday at summer school they got with me memorizing these stupid state slogans so he’s been repeating them like a parrot non-stop like josh you know this one missouri is the show me stage that’s right so he’s got that one down which i hate hearing about because my mom phyllis across missouri state line once whipped off her top showed her fake hammers and ended up in jail it would be a few years for tell me about that factoid but anyways after looking through all these i could easily come up with better state slogans than the inventors of these stupid states anyways really do me one i swear to god like hawaii slogan you know what it is it’s called the islands of aloha okay that ain’t a slogan i went with hawaii welcome to america’s dipping docks that’s interesting i know you ever see wiring on the globe it looks like somebody dropped about six different docks on the globe you know alaska legend is um beyond your dreams okay i’d go with alaska when you got warrants in the other 51 states hawaii okay i’m not going to argue with them i know man i’m going to i’m going to run here’s some more i came up with let me throw this burger king rapper um i love this one portland where old-timey mustaches go to die uh portland is technically not a state it’s a city of course you mentioned that tom okay then how about this one um new mexico here’s mountain me slogan new mexico we got that house from breaking bad with the pizza on the red that’s about it that’s it okay i like this one florida we can all live forever how about this one florida without us christy lee wouldn’t have any crazy news stories oh um arkansas where you could even get your little rocks off i probably just tripled their tourism how about um colorado skip kentucky who needs bluegrass state when you can live in the smoke grass state no marijuana promotion because they smoke weed dumbass okay how about this one nevada bat bake and breed just bring about two bags of [ __ ] feed that’s my favorite so far yeah sure it does work josh watch the entire show live or on demand at bob and tom.com or listen live with the bob and tom app and be sure to tune in next time for more bob and tom tonight


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