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GTA 5 ?AO VIVO [ Grand Theft Auto V ] ZERANDO MODO HISTÓRIA

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[Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] trapping out the bears [Music] [ __ ] your squad [Music] [Applause] bring it back [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] following [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] turn the bass oh [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] trapping out the bed though [Music] [ __ ] your squad [Music] [Applause] [Music] drink [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] turn the bass [Music] oh [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] oh foreign [Music] foreign friends [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] get back here [Music] uh where are your people at in los santos it’s just my cousin there floyd he’s funky with his girlfriend family’s important wade not as important as the man that’s employed you mentored you then fed you amphetamines this last year but it’s important we gotta pay [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] over here [Music] [Applause] [Music] memories of this okay the asshole’s here they slipped ice took a hold of this whole place those are my gifts for these pricks wait is i am on the road [Applause] [Music] [Applause] not [Applause] is [Applause] pantry hey [Music] [Music] um [Music] you’re worse than the last bunch of cards oh yeah it went good wade no more let’s go find my old buddy good michael down like i must have pissed you off real bad he didn’t piss me off the guys that killed them the federal government they pissed me off now you’re starting to grasp the pertinent questions who is this guy using my dead friend’s tired-ass movie quotes with my dead friend’s alias and my dead friend’s family the house i must have been paid for with my dead friends stashed millions wow that’s a real manga yeah i’ll show you a [ __ ] mind [ __ ] i’m gonna stick my boy in your eye it’s gonna come out of your ear huh i didn’t mean anything trevor move up your eye [ __ ] because i’m gonna [ __ ] your tiny mind uh are we nearly there yet no wade are we nearly nearly there you keep this up you’re not gonna get there at all can you tell me a story no way the quick amen you know animal mineral or vegetable i’ll go first i’m nano technology you’re what [Music] hey how about this i’ll tell you a story if you promised it doesn’t matter sounds weird he was weird it was the smartest toughest weirdest kid in canada well in the canadian border region of america okay he had all the talent charisma and guile that a boy could have but he didn’t know what to do with it he should become a baseball player he shouldn’t because he’s not a [ __ ] sellout idiot or a hockey player he did for a while accidentally had a stick jammed up his ass what could he do italian a second okay so let me concentrate on the roof the tremor hey you gotta get the corn before the corn gets to cry [Music] [Applause] [Applause] yes it is i always wanted to come here but you got stuck in the desert it still part of the changed [Music] so michael this is where dead men come back to life will you tell me the story about that boy trisha ah yeah yeah where were we you were saying what he could do he couldn’t throw him in here like i have one he’s right before he got his wings in charge of him he had psychological evaluations told him he was unstable grounded him for life that’s terrible it was sent him into a steep pit of doubt despair and just then just as he hit rock bottom he met a fat silver tongue troll under a bridge that’s cool who’s your troll’s name mike michelle a lady troll yeah it’s like one but no no well he was a boy michelle is a [ __ ] name for a boy well this was a funny boy he sat under his bridge robbing anything passing by sometimes he’d go into town and rob the shops and ends and such and he persuaded ourselves and little trisha was good at it and they lived happily ever after a until the troll met another troll in a strip club and they fell in lost and he bought her a pair of fake troll tits even bigger than his real troll tits so she could make more money straight big maybe a little on the side without call work but you didn’t hear that from me wow and then she pushed out a pair of little trolls and the big bad troll under the bridge went soft hold on what so little trevor made a new friend called brad and he was thinking about cutting mike off when it all went to [ __ ] got killed in prague all right something shut up [Music] and the news picked it up our hero decided to go out looking for us i’m sort of following it i think but what happens in the end wade we do not know [Music] directions keep it straight now just straight over this one so now here’s like a ride turn here [Music] oh you wait i heard she was off smoking mess somewhere no not somewhere here he’s gonna smoke meth here give me a [ __ ] lighter you can’t smoke here okay this is my girlfriend’s place she’s had a business conference you can’t smoke here and you can’t stay here how’s it going cuz it’s been a while yeah i ain’t seen you since you was called nibbling’s bed a guy we’ve never proved you gotta go both of you my girlfriend she’d kill me if she knew i had guests that’s not much of a girlfriend if you don’t like your family now would you get me a [ __ ] drink i’m not going to ask you again oh yeah what’s up when you go too almost [Music] but [Applause] [Music] [Music] thank you is [Music] [Applause] [Music] i thought [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] that gun is unisex yes it is [Music] is [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] is [Music] she [Music] [Applause] foreign oh i think [Music] what you’re a little shy are you looking for this new very funny you know you’re a real [ __ ] what did you just [ __ ] say to me stop it you two you’re ruining my [ __ ] yoga somebody say yoga trevor michael michael hey it’s good to see you man yeah i bet it is oh so so of course i’m not the one that’s been there [Music] hate this ground yeah [Music] um [Music] i’m sorry i’m sorry where are my manners right amanda it is good to see you i missed you you used to be fatter mine are nice new tits by the way jimmy you you used to be thinner but yeah who are you namaste i’m fabienne [Music] good lord where’s tracy where’s your sister jim i’m s she’s uh she’s uh she’s trying out for tv she’s what yeah she’s auditioning for fame or shame fame or shame the [ __ ] are you talking about you know it’s that talent skills show she loves it you guys know that what’s her talent dancing oh chris she’s a horrible dancer michael she might disagree with you on that jesus christ what now now where um the maze bank arena ah little tracy being humiliated let’s go we go getter that’s racism what are you doing i was making myself a juice sorry i’m freaking raw kale fish oil this recipe i got is packed with advanced booze okay just that moment it’s your last ounce of masculine pride i wanted to know what you’ve been doing for a decade easy t don’t feed me hey if anyone needs kale my friend i’m beyonce oh yeah oh yeah it’s too late for 10. and it’s magical powers to have any effect on me fine or yoga or talk therapy i’m a crank cannibalism kind of guy don’t worry they’d skip that talk and go straight to shock trees with your ass you two chilled out to say my name yeah fat slob you too relaxed and you laid back los santos embarrassment huh is one letter all you can bring yourself to wrap your sloth lips around whoa dude you do not let the [ __ ] up i got ten years worth of venting to do the light up my friend is way off do what the [ __ ] you want what well i i want to save your daughter for making an ass of herself oh really man really funny what what do you come here looking for aren’t you looking for you and i found you you’re in a new place with some new friends and some fruity [ __ ] habits but you’re still my running buddy you can’t undo that yeah yeah yeah sure okay whatever grace at this rate we’re gonna miss my little girl’s big [Music] [Applause] [Music] it’s show time kids these spaces are reserved for production vehicles [Music] come on [ __ ] ah that host man he’s like any closeted tv presenter bitter ass [ __ ] vinegar who the [ __ ] are they hello sir may i please have your name alive tracy [ __ ] desire to [Music] it doesn’t matter yeah that was really all right it’s the auditions fame or shame season 14 right here in vinewood san andreas coming up next it’s tracy de santa judges tracy de sansa yes hi all right tracy’s a dancer but she also likes acting modeling and working with children that’s that’s beautiful you’re so original like a basketball [Music] player [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] trapping out the bed [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] turn the bass [Music] oh [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] foreign lucky mess oh my gosh [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] is [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] um [Music] [Music] juice goes everywhere i’m about to clean it up when i find this bag of grass big [ __ ] bag jimmy’s right okay just that moment amanda comes in sees me there i didn’t ask for a blow-by-blow of how you lost your last ounce of masculine pride i wanted to know what you’ve been doing for a decade easy tea don’t feed me hey if anyone needs kale my friend i’m beyond pam okay it’s too late for kale and it’s magical powers to have any effect on me fine or yoga or [ __ ] therapy i’m a crank cannibalism an incest kind of guy oh don’t worry t they’d skip that talk and go straight to shout outs embarrassment huh is one letter all you can bring yourself to wrap your sloth full lips around whoa dude you do not let the [ __ ] up i got 10 years worth of venting to do the light up my friend is a little way off bang bang do what the [ __ ] you want what well i i want to save your daughter for making an ass of herself oh really man really what is it money or a fight what why do you come here [Music] but you’re still [Music] [Applause] oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] bye oh night was off the hook that’s my last time come on [Music] go home [Music] let’s get that prick [Music] gotta enjoy [Applause] [Music] no one’s getting in the way [Music] it’s only a battery car come on [Music] [Applause] [Music] we can have a little fun with well let’s not try to kill this brick all right when we crush this little car who knows what’ll happen to him [Music] he went left [Applause] i can we speed it up a little huh maybe by throwing your back oh head right up here [Applause] i can see that i hate that closeted man [ __ ] on the tv i hate him on the radio i hate him even more in person he was never then they make it [Music] oh it’s just all out of juice guys you run out of batteries huh i didn’t mean anything by it all right oh yeah well that little girl sat on my lap when she was two years old and i swore to god that i would rip the [ __ ] skin off anyone who [ __ ] wronged her look i’m just a dumb a-list celebrity trying to entertain america okay i got a lot of stuff going on right now dude besides you trying to kill me now i got multiple sexual harassment lawsuits plus i’m an addict all right and i’ve relapsed i can’t stop jacking dude i jack it in traffic what’s your talent uh-huh i mean aside from love and sex dude haven’t you seen my show it’s not live it’s not funny that’s my genius i got no [ __ ] talent clearly ain’t being humble t you proved your point yeah this is your daughter you should be wanting to rip the [ __ ] ponytail off the back of this guy’s head and you pants off okay i mean i need music or are you trying to [ __ ] annoy me huh i’ll dance good all right all right now drop it like it’s hot all right i want to see you get nice and low come on slower slower come on oh please don’t kill me okay i’m supposed to be on a magazine cover next week all right come on get out take off go now before i change my mind i got it all on my camera you [ __ ] [ __ ] the world’s gonna see your [ __ ] i’m going home how the [ __ ] did you do without me for nine years huh we need to talk i was about to tell you the same thing okay meet me at galileo observatory as soon as you can get there okay m hello foreign [Music] what [Music] foreign [Applause] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] is [Music] okay [Music] we’re getting married so that’s beautiful but i’m scared that she’s going to leave me i mean this is her place and the fornicator [Music] mr raspberry jam whoa whoa now mr raspberry jam he died a noble death bringing great joy to a lonely man [Music] i ain’t got a very big penis some girls laugh with it but to look at it show me [Music] oh [Music] [Music] like i said i don’t rightly know what [Music] uh we’re looking for something to steal the sir what a person elementary school and i’ve been regretting it ever since boy going quirky sticking a bug look the sir please just tell me what you want and i’ll do my husband to assist you in finding him here’s the problem i don’t know what i want it’s a bit well like pornography or a perfect turn i can’t quite describe it but i’ll know it when i see it you ain’t aiding my comprehension all right all right well how’s this 236 billion dollars worth of cargo came through the port of los santos last year he’s real good with numbers i don’t want to hijack a truck full of pineapples floyd you need to give us the inside track on what’s coming through oh what do you do know what’s in the containers they certainly don’t put price tags on them [Applause] anything that might indicate something well there’s been all these uh merryweather folks hanging around merryweather security consulting private army to the new world order my background is waging outsourced shadow wars in 20 countries around the globe and recently cleared to operate on u.s soil that um sounds like them so there’s a private militia in the port what are they guarding this one freighter i guess now that you mention it right they won’t let you anywhere near it they’re kind of [ __ ] about it actually the other day my colleague round i don’t give a [ __ ] about ralph we got to take a look is there anything else there’s another bunch of merryweather guys out by the navy warehouse they got boats coming in and out i heard they was testing something all right we’ll take a look at that as well [Applause] and change my things but they [Music] [Applause] the national office of security enforcement monitors the whole area there’s something going on [Music] go park and get the dispatch just about to start better is that turning out loud now comes the suit i gotta check in remember floyd [Music] oh [Music] helicopters coming in and out of here and all those big sky crane things that can pick up the whole container now this is restricted air space they won’t let anything out of here without clearance shoot it down if they have to so how’s a man in a hurry supposed to get in and out of this place well we got a port that stretched to 50 feet now what’s the coast guard response like well they got cut 45 foot response vessels air support you’re not gonna move much faster than them especially if you’re carrying something maybe i’ll have to saddle you up and ride you across the miriam turner overpass i just said they have the water surface real comfortable okay so that is the freighter i told you about what do you think they got on it we just see the door we ain’t meant to know what’s in the containers but but these are marked military governments anything weird about that the government stuff is hot freight pulls up goes right through this stuff just been sitting here [Music] [Music] here you are beginning to arouse my curiosity [Music] you you we need two guys on the handler a couple of containers and baby got to be brought up to have that ain’t a question get on it now up here okay how about i run that prick over in this thing i thought you wanted to scope the place we don’t get the guitars i’m getting nerfed you’re always nervous [Music] he better hold it together stick to the story he’ll be fine boy’s on a waste clearance crew he’s never happened when he’s neck deep and [ __ ] they’re gonna check us [Applause] it’s those containers baby [Applause] trevor and attach it that’s it now we got to bring it over to bay m i know why they call them handlers because they handle like a dream this ain’t a toy sir it’s heavy machinery thank [ __ ] i’m high the kite you should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence i’ll operate you under the influence if you’re not careful they’re so on to us yeah now i’ll get the other one for you me anyway i’m gonna need a better view of that freighter i’m sorry but this is as close as you going to get nah nah nah i need to take some pictures send them to my guy ron i’ll need a proper view there’s the cranes but crank perfect oh shoot [Music] [Applause] be careful [Applause] [Music] [Applause] look it up hey who’s dick you have to suck to get this job being a stevedore used to be backbreaking work now you’re paid brain surgeon bucks to push an oversized shopping cart i did not fellatiate no one to get this job debra’s old friends with the with the with the say no more it inflate no one but darling debbie probably did she probably enjoyed it [Music] we don’t get the containers they’re gonna check your cart well i’m getting nervous you’re always nervous relax not always sir just around you and it’s just a dozen weights on his own he better hold it together stick to the story you’ll be fine roy’s on a waste clearance crew those are the containers in baby i’m gonna lose my job [Applause] [Music] i know why they call them handlers because they handle like a dream sir it’s heavy machinery you should not be operating i’ll operate you under the influence if you’re not careful they’re gonna check us [Music] [Applause] there it is now i guess we gotta get the other one i’m gonna need a better view of your trader i’m sorry this is as fast as you going to get no no no i need to take some pictures send them to my guy ron i’ll need a proper view there’s the cranes but crane perfect [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] content [Music] [Applause] foreign [Music] okay it’s up to the top of the crane for [Applause] me [Music] [Music] [Music] i’ve been waiting on a crane driver nearly an hour i’m not permitted to drive cranes buddy hey you need me to get your union rep up here right now the sooner you get in the cab sooner we can get out of here this is on you hi i’m here what do i do [Music] looks like you’re in line you’re in position so drop the spreader down it’s hooked up so lift it high enough to clear that container stack and move it to the other end take us to the other end bay number five [Music] [Music] [Music] um [Music] [Applause] [Music] nice [Music] salt [Music] [Music] is working together now let’s do the same thing again get back down to the other end i’ll let him go [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] is [Music] foreign oh i’m gonna take some photos [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] my [Music] i’m gonna [Music] my answering machine is being monitored be careful what you say they’re listening [Music] [Music] um [Applause] [Music] [Music] okay [Music] [Music] [Music] um [Music] thanks [Music] [Applause] so they’ve been guarding one [Music] [Applause] funny and look at you you’re a failure you’re in a loveless relationship what do you mean is [Music] i’ve never worked so hard in my life it ain’t so bad i’ve been doing this every day for 10 years [Music] you’re wasting your life floyd i’m saving you from yourself we ain’t heard from wade when are you his mother he’s fine no spillage shouldn’t take this long to contain there must be a lot of it keep him busy while we get to okay [Music] [Music] okay that is beyond annoying [Music] hey hey you can’t come through here it’s restricted access no understand manifesto manifesto say deliver here hey stop he says [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] um [Music] okay trevor these photos you’ve really stumbled onto something the ship mary where do you want to go better la puerta i guess you’re in a hurry [Music] oh [Music] [Music] i tried to stop it [Music] did you get what you needed yeah yeah yeah you’re more or less fine this’ll do [Music] that woman can’t even cry [Music] weather security [ __ ] snots are sitting on something real valuable but we only need a container as we make a noise at these x’s here which means we have to blow up the ship and grab it whatever it is we’ll get michael involved and he can put us in touch with some local talent tell floyd to find us a submarine and ask ron where we can steal a heavy lift chopper okay all right wade here was injured in the performance of his duties human waste has seeped into his very pores and i am sorry to say this but i don’t think he’s ever going to smell normal okay you can’t go to the union you are union all right and you vouched for us all right you look out for that fight you violated mr raspberry look my lady and my union that’s all i got so why don’t we just uh why don’t we just let this all slide huh if you’re comfortable with what’s happened to your cousin then so be it all right but i would give him a bath and rinse him off no no back i can’t reach there you’re gonna have to scrub it ah trevor hey mikey hey listen loving it here nls really settling in getting my first enema tomorrow anyway i heard about some action yeah huh yeah okay oh yeah [Music] you old [ __ ] ass [ __ ] [ __ ] the only thing you [ __ ] with is too much x [ __ ] now get the [ __ ] on y’all [ __ ] some [ __ ] i know what [Music] whatever [Applause] hey lester mike hey i’m transferring your cut of the jewels door take to your account but has already got the house money so you can rest easy there thank god for that [Music] um [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] sugar hey trace what’s up what what’s up are you joking you ruined my life i did i thought i’d already ruined your life remember after that boat thing take this seriously do you know how bad i wanted that famer shame is like an amazing opportunity you’re such a [ __ ] [ __ ] you [Music] [Music] [Applause] foreign this is [Music] i guess [Music] [Music] you got great taste [Music] man you mean business [Music] beach [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] foreign um foreign uh [Music] [Applause] hey [Music] um [Music] [Applause] [Music] um foreign foreign [Music] foreign [Music] i mean there’s got to be a way to get [Music] paid [Music] is [Music] known for i know you did that [ __ ] jewelry job dave seriously you’re imagining things [ __ ] you all right i didn’t arrest me you know what you’ll be saving my life cause [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] do trapping out the bed [ __ ] your squad [Music] what you called it trevor a couple days ago we haven’t really talked about anything either but if no when he starts asking questions about why you’re not feeding worms south of the canadian border oh we got problems yeah no [ __ ] [Music] we’re in it together so if your problems are my problems then i guess that means that this is [Music] what if i lose my job someone comes into my office starts reading my files they’ll see the things i did i know a lot of stuff i can complete at five years you and i both know we can’t let it go to [ __ ] now [Music] what do you need this gun the agency claims he’s dead we had the bureau apparently he has information which will put me and my superiors out of circulation those agency [ __ ] have got the coroner’s office locked down we need you to verify the body how the hell am i gonna get in here no you’ve played dead before haven’t you [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] in the other room want to end up on the slab out of there definitely not your guy okay the agency have the lower floors on lockdown to prevent a leak i got a guy who can cut the power to give you some help but you’ll have to get upstairs if you’re gonna get out [Music] [Music] oh [Music] this is [ __ ] [Music] [Music] i don’t know what’s going on here but i want the [ __ ] out stop you don’t have the clearance all a big is [Music] damn damn carry on with your business [Music] [Music] trust me i’m not interested in the truth [Music] [Applause] [Music] i don’t know what you’re doing here but you won’t be doing it much longer [Music] this was the big shot i should have stayed on the slab [Applause] [Music] break [Music] [Applause] this is containment containment containment just let me go hey i already died once today [Music] from [Music] this is for the greater good [Music] i don’t know what’s going on here but i want the [ __ ] out oh [Music] [Music] brazil back up [Music] yes [Applause] [Music] um [Music] [Applause] [Music] faith [Music] hey mike yeah hey we need to talk quick meet me at those oil derricks just outside town elbow heights and make sure you’re not tail man that don’t sound too good homie look i’m on my way [Music] dave the hell was that you know how many spooks i just ran into i’m sorry they’re not nice people if that’s a consolation what’s going on there’s a big target out there something in the shadows the data algorithms are reading off the charts whoever finds it the bureau or the agency is going to get a big bump in funding like i care about your funding i’m out dave you’re not i need you to meet my boss we’ll be downtown in the plaza between the fib and the iaa buildings the iaea building you [ __ ] kidding me after the spat i just had with those agency men relax they won’t be looking there they never expect an inside job this ain’t rag whatever hey what’s up you’re as lame as [ __ ] hey i’m about to call the cops and ain’t another middle-aged man staring into the abdomen what did you do [Music] i don’t like people getting too [Applause] of close [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh [Music] [Music] another [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] [Applause] foreign [Applause] my hey franklin what’s going on gotta get out of town man i ain’t exactly got nowhere to go well then take a trip a long trip what the [ __ ] is going on thanks all right i told you i know people vets who looked after me when i retired you did yeah i did i mean i think i did i don’t know [ __ ] jesus christ franklin i got so many stories i can’t even keep them straight i’m full of [ __ ] yeah but you’re full of [ __ ] got me a lot of paper one score with you i made more money than i ever did hustle oh yeah i mean i’m a great thief but you know it’s the other [ __ ] that i ain’t got figured out so what’s the deal man what’s the deal with the bureau this clown i mean he’s okay guy [ __ ] [ __ ] sucker we did a deal a long time ago didn’t go quite the way it was supposed to go wrong guy got killed so i had to go into kind of an informal witness protection program he helped me i didn’t reveal secrets of his everything was cool problem started when recently i became unretired i mean he shows up starts calling in favors telling me to do [ __ ] i mean look franklin i’m working for the [ __ ] vets oh [ __ ] man oh [ __ ] man yeah and that ain’t even the worst part ah i ever tell you about trevor man i think so [ __ ] well if you only think so then i wasn’t being completely honest he’s out of hell walking on earth that’s what he is well let’s bury this [ __ ] oh yeah good luck with that [ __ ] i mean trevor and i got history complicated [ __ ] history look at ambo i’ve done a okay i never claimed to be an angel but you meet trevor franklin you’ll swear i am an angel so what’s the mood in man i don’t know i’m just gonna you know try to play both sides you know i thought i could find a way out of this [ __ ] all right man look man you helped me way i see it man at least i can do is help you it’s a death sentence frankly man i ain’t trying to hear all that [ __ ] man if the bureau ain’t gonna take you to court the [ __ ] just hustlers anyway and i ain’t gonna let no [ __ ] cat think he’s so [ __ ] crazy run me up a tree [ __ ] that you shouldn’t take it yeah this means a lot to me i told you i’m a terrific thief i’ll find something for you big come on you better take off all right man i’m with you i’m witch oh [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] trapping out the [Music] [ __ ] your bed [Music]


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GTA 5 ?AO VIVO [ Grand Theft Auto V ] ZERANDO MODO HISTÓRIA
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